1. What was the last song you heard? The Scientist singing "Mickey" (originally recorded by Toni Basil).

2. What were the last two movies you saw? About a Boy and Lilo & Stitch (both on pay-per-view).

3. What were the last three things you purchased? Some software for my PC, a book from Amazon Marketplace, and a whole bunch of stuff from Target.

4. What four things do you need to do this weekend? Mop the kitchen and bathroom floors, swiffer the other floors, dust, and finish critiquing AR's master's degree thesis. [Editorial note: only one of these was actually completed over the weekend and it didn't involve cleaning.]

5. Who are the last five people you talked to? AR and LB at work, The Scientist, and the cats. None of those except the cats was in person, mind you.