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2002-05-02 - 11:51 a.m. I'm so fabulous. I'm eating my lunch. Fat free cottage cheese. At my
desk. And I totally drop a spoonfull on my skirt. My
new skirt. Any guess what dried wiped-off fat-free
cottage cheese looks like on the front of one's skirt? I have one word for you. Semen. And of course, it's right in the middle of my lap.
Which means that when I stand up it's directly in
front of my crotch. Looking like semen. Oh yeah, I'm a rock star. I hope no one's staring at me. � � � � � � |